The longest and strongest bone in the body, and the one where a wrong side costs you most, because the examiner will move straight to the blood supply of the head. The linea aspera is the reliable marker: it is posterior, always. Put it at the back, put the head medially, and the side is settled.
Which side? Three checks
Hold it like this first: Hold it vertically with the head directed medially, upwards and slightly forwards, the two condyles resting together at the lower end, and the linea aspera facing backwards.
Check 1 — Find the head
A near-spherical articular surface with a small pit, carried on a long oblique neck
→ That is the upper end, and the head points medially
Check 2 — Find the linea aspera
A rough vertical ridge running down one surface of the shaft
→ It is posterior, so that surface must face backwards
Check 3 — Stand the lower end on a flat surface
Both condyles touch the surface together when the bone is held correctly
→ With the condyles level and the linea aspera behind, the head points to its own side